A downloadable game for Windows

Avast ye, gamers!

Embark on what may be the strangest nautical adventure, featuring the barnacle- I mean pinnacle of storytelling!

Join Captain Munch, First Mate, Short Mortimer Golding, and Henry the Parrot as they search for booty in the Amnesia Diamond. Defeat the guardians of the four Diamond Plates in whatever order you wish before taking on the final obstacles to this voyage.

WARNING: This game is rated R, matey. It sucks and is unfit for all audiences. Seriously, this whole thing is yo-ho-ho and a bottle of dumb.

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Captain Munch.zip 481 MB

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I think you should be totally proud of this dumpster fire! I thought that it was tremendously fun--the battle background is mesmerizing! How do you beat this game, though?! Is the Diamond Plate puzzle supposed to be the lyrics to a Beatles song?! I dunno!

I had a lot of fun making it so I'm glad you found it enjoyable to play! As for that puzzle, I'd rather not give the answer straight away, but I hope it helps if I say that the temple is an upside-down layout of the overworld (hence the "turn back" part of the riddle). Then the "run home" part is... well, the theme involves "diamonds" and "plates". Once you figure out who's on first, the rest should come naturally. I may have made it a bit too harsh in that if you get the order wrong, you need to remove all the plates before trying again.